Agony

The Orga smell bad
And make our lives horrible
With their foul tempers

Dark Temple of Death
Wherein lies your appeal to us?
We will all die there

My heart goes out to
The people of Puddleby
Dead in Dark Temple

O damp green Meshra
You are angry and hostile
The pond is bad news!

Darshak Liche please don't
Eat poor Elenis Reyav
He will be up soon

Oh no, Polerand
The mighty Night Wendecka
Has ravaged you now

Althea also
Has felt many savage blows
Of cruel Wendecka

Healer Rakshasa
Even though feline himself
Hates the sand tiger

I hate the starbuck
Each time I see one it does
Kick me in the head

Sand Tigers attack
Innocent desert tourists
Leaving them bloody

The Cold and Snowy
Sends shivers right down my spine
It's just too darned cold

Just think: the poor dead
There on the cold castle floor
Must hear my haiku

Merlisk and I
Were attacked by hungry Rocs
The horror, South Beach

Why do we fetch wood?
These builders never use it
It's a waste of time.

Persistent Orga
Why won't you leave us alone?
Serenity Now!!

Mysterious Mai
Will we ever understand
The way to your heart?

Greymyr, O Greymyr
How we always rue the day
you are lured to town

The Bolok Cougar
Bit Marcus Antonius
I hope Marcus lived

Arcail and I
Were just nearly killed by Wraiths
Violence in East Field

The ancients are mad
The world has turned upside down
Expect update soon

When bad things happen
Who is to blame? The ancients?
That's not what Chum says

Wild Orga Frenzy
Why do you ravage our town?
We will drive you out

This goat is a threat
He's eating people's items
We all seek Goat Death

What good is a goat?
Merlisk's moonstone was eaten
Goats are wretched pests!

Brave Iko Iko
Has fallen in South Forest
Bad Artak Cougar!

My Thoom blood runs red
Spilling all over the ground
Dead, I cannot heal

Altos the poet
Lies fallen in a cavern
Stepped on by a Noid

A giant vermine
Just took a big bite out of
My dear friend Wazedrat

Thoom healers are not
Usually known for their wealth
I am darned near broke.

An Orga Berzerk
Is killing many people
In the north forest

I've been down so long
Don't remember being up
I've got the Thoom blues

Fear the Giant Clam
It has a powerful bite
And nasty breath too