March 01, 2021
Gala Report: One Dorf's View


Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:

Ber Para,

Writin this down while is still fresh in my head.

Tha pirates held a Gala ta raise money fer somethin nautical related. Ask Stinky he knows tha details. First off, sum really nice decorations. I admit I grabbed this pitcher when I remembered it'd be a good story ta write up, not when was goin on.


Pun were there and she probably gots a more better recollection. I heard her yell out at one point we had 97 exiles in tha lands. I rarely gits out in Eurotime, so was good ta see lots o folks I aint seen in years, like Mjollnir and Farhope and alla other folks is daytime fer me. Yor and Michael also made an appearance.

It started with an auction o stuff - tha high thing were Xepel buyin a tune from Coriakin fer a bazillion (60k) alla other stuff be a blur but that stood out.

Jest as tha auction were windin down and tha bards was about ta bard, sum commotion started around tha bank. Now Stinky had had tha pirates put chains around tha bank in preparation o sumthn or other. Blamo - rocks falled on it. Exiles trapped and/or daid near it. Sumthn sumthin Shadow Guild. Sumthn sumthin mystics in tha cloud doin sumthin ta keep tha Shadow Guild from somethin. Hopin Whirlwind or one o thems from tha rock throwin team knows more about that.


Anyway - bank moved. Sumhow tha mystics got tha bank away from tha Shadow Guild or was playin keep away or whatever they was doin and tooked it ta tha mirror. Don't ask me why. Mystics.

It may have had ta do with Skirwan and Jamboree bein married on tha cloud which 'spains why sum folks was there. Congrats Skirwan and Jamboree.


Come ta find out sum o tha folks at tha Gala was traitors masqueradin as good Gaia fearin exiles. Like that daid Romulus guy - he's a no-good sneaky bad guy tryin ta steal tha bank . . . lots o shadow guild peoples pops outta no where, stabs ya and runs away. Everybudy runs around town, keelin Shadow Guild pepples. And runs around s-forest keelin em. And restores peace. Now tha mystics gotta figgure out how ta git tha bank back ta town. I swear mystics is tha type that jumps outta windows and then figgures out tha landin on tha way down.

Sumbudy figgures ta take tha chains that Stinky had tha pirates put around tha bank an drags it, mystics it and portals it back ta town.


Finally with a mighty heave, pushes it back onta its foundation.


Now we has cracks unner tha mirror from droppin a bank and rocks there. Now tha ground be . . . less that stable. As luck would have it, all mornin, Aymi tha myrm-thoom (thoom-myrm? whatever) had been diggin a hole up around tha dye shop. Asked her ta git her myrm friends ta take tha dirt and go fill in and re-enforce tha mirror ta keep it stable since needs that fer mirror access fer portal placement.


Everythin be good now, but fer an ominous note left behind, "We'll be back fer yer coins. - SG"


Then tha bards started ta play music. I listened a lil, but moseyed off ta report and ta drink beer.



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February 15, 2021
Puddleby Bank Overflowing


Breaking News on SNN from Reporter Phroon the Thoom:

Puddleby Bank overflowing with coins.

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February 13, 2021
Report of Recent Kyuem Events


Salandra sent the following report to TMN:

Hello Exiles!

The recent Kyuem Events have been a success—even if they have not met our original hopes.

Briefly, the community donated a total of seven Kyuems and ethercles to power them. Six Kyuems were used during two different tests, resulting in two working and semi-permanent Kyuems. These Kyuems are being referred to as "Tethering Kyuems" and work differently than the Kyuems that were placed during the ethereal incursions.

At this time, the "Ethereal Event" placements have been put on hold pending future research. Buckets and buckets of information about the tests, their results, and how to reproduce them, can be found on the Clan Lord Discord in the Ethereal Research section.

-Wanderer Salandra

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February 05, 2021
Chaos Storm #1210


Chaos Storm #1210 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.

Delta Tao's "What's New" for v1210:

2/3/2021 v1210
Trees are sanctuaries. Whoever knows how to speak to them, whoever knows how to listen to them, can learn the truth. — Herman Hesse (1877–1962)

  • You’ll need to explore to discover changes for this chaos storm.
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January 27, 2021
Local Pop-Up Law Office Closed


The pop-up law office of Skirwan'slawyer and Associates has closed after being open for a brief period.


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January 23, 2021
Salandra Renounces Mystic Guild


TMN has received word that the following note has been found posted to the sides of several buildings in Puddleby.

As of this day, Soldi, day 79 of Summer, year 623, Ma’Ta Salandra renounces her membership in the Mystic Council and the Mystic Guild of Puddleby.

(Written lower and in a slightly messier hand:)

The guild is dead.

I was there in the years after the Ripture Wars. I saw the height of life within the Guild. I saw what I thought was corruption and it drove me to what was the Shadow Council. It drove me insane.

Years later I returned full of anger and hatred. I know now that the corruption I saw before has poisoned the body. I see now the lingering death of the Guild and a Council who is without the will to stop it. It drove me to freedom.

Now I walk alone filled with despair and longing. The tendrils of that dying body no longer have purchase on my soul. I have broken a vow to those I consider friends and for that I am sorry. I pray for their escape.

Now I walk alone – Now I am truly free.

(The last words are written deeply.)

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Attempt to Place a Kyuem in Orga Camp 3


Salandra sent the following report to TMN:

Greeting exiles!

On Saturday February 6, at 11 AM PST / 2 PM EST / 7 PM GMT / 6 AM AEDT we will be attempting to place a Kyuem in Orga Camp 3. Over the next several weeks we’ll be collecting donations to build the Kyuems needed and power them once they are placed (Salandra is the point of collection). This event is open to every exile.

For more information please visit this scroll (http://maps.clanlord.net/Salandra/Information/Kyuem.html) or go to the Kyuem Event forum on the Discord.

We're going to need a lot of help to get this done. Please join the community to forward the Ethereal Story!

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January 18, 2021
Sticklord News Network. Season 1, Episode 1


My apologies. Somehow I missed bringing attention to the inaugural relaunch of SNN. I hope more broadcasts are forthcoming.


Sticklord News Network. Season 1, Episode 1

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Here Be Dragons Mapping Guild


Salandra sent the following announcement to TMN:

Dear exiles,

Here Be Dragons has been a hopeful project for the last few decades or so, and it's finally becoming a reality. More information can be found on our scrolls, but the general intent is to create a mapping guild that brings together the various exiles who have not only dedicated themselves to the creation of maps, but also the sharing of the knowledge of our world.

As of today, the first handful of invitations are being sent out and the first members are officially joining. Their works will be coming to our scrolls over the next days. If you are interested or know someone you think should be a member of our guild please read through our membership information and get in touch with Salandra.

Here Be Dragons

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A New Tariff on Textiles

Grim, renowned Puddlebean painter, captured live reactions to the news from Journeyman Mystic Borzon & former Fen President Largo.

TMN received this report from Borzon and Largo today:

PUDDLEBY – Ascendancy officials have levied a new tariff on textile exports to the Lok’Groton island chain. Affronted flocks of foxy fops and fabulous fashionistas fear the fallout of this frocking fabric fee. Community conversations concerning the complexities of this clothing crackdown have commenced. The consensus? Contempt. Can our closets cope? Find out on the Discord sinstone network.

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January 12, 2021
Local Mystic Spearheads Annulus Exploration


Poplar sent the following report to TMN:

An intrepid investigative force set out today to explore the workings of the Annulus. A formidable group of fighters, healers, and mystics made their way to the large gaping pit on Tenebrion’s island. After some discussion, they jumped down in tactical order. It was immediately apparent that this part of the EP is unhealthy for mystics. It was rather perilous for fighters and healers as well. Most were fallen within minutes. This was repeated several times. Luckily, after each foray, at least one fighter survived long enough to chain the others back to town. The chore of chaining often fell to newly-eighth circle fighter Lexa and champion extraordinaire Haffron.

Healing was provided by Darth Wader, Penthka, and Kathius. After six successive rounds of dying, chaining to TC to be healed, and re-entering TI, they were able to clear enough for science to take place.

A number of interesting phenomena were noted during the course of the investigation. The group concentrated their efforts on the west side of the annulus. Although surrounded by an invisible barrier of some sort, there seems to be some sort of path or other mechanism by which one could theoretically enter. Several exiles reported being randomly ported out of the snell and onto PI or back to the edge of the pit on TI. There was an earthquake preceding one of these random ports. Salandra, the prominent mystic, was twiddling with the friendly clouds surrounding the annulus when a large spawn of decidedly unfriendly clouds of ether appeared out of nowhere and wreaked havoc. Aspasia, Borzon, and Poplar all reported negative side effects after touching the clouds of ether. After another trip to town and back, the acclaimed ranger Biro brought along a befriended banshee and attempted to use it to probe the mysterious pathways. This resulted in her immediate porting back to PI. The remaining exiles started noticing episodes of being ported short distances from their original positions. One such instance resulted in the illustrious healer Kathius falling to an “ethereal whirlpool.”



The adventurers decided that enough science had been conducted for one day and that a larger force would be needed to investigate further. They retreated to town and celebrated their several near escapes.


Posted by Para at 09:49 PM | Comments (0)
January 09, 2021
Chaos Storm #1206


Chaos Storm #1206 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.

Delta Tao's "What's New" for v1206:

1/6/2021 v1206
No matter how hard the past is, you can always begin again. — Buddha

  • When asked what was new this update, the creators smirked knowingly, yet spoke not a word. So... your guess is as good as mine?
  • The virtual machine that hosts the Clan Lord game server froze, unexpectedly & inexplicably, on 19 Dec., which made the game inaccessible for about 90 minutes. Sorry about that! We’re awarding some free ranks to everyone as consolation.
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December 10, 2020
Chaos Storm #1201


Chaos Storm #1201 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.

Delta Tao's "What's New" for v1201:

12/2/2020 v1201
Celebrate the idea that you don’t fit in. Find your own fit. Stay unique. — Betsey Johnson (b. 1942)

  • Season’s Beatings!
  • Like poorly wrapped Bawkmas gifts, all changes to this update are secret.
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November 29, 2020
Bard Concert Time!


The next Bard Concert is scheduled for:

TODAY! Right now!

Sunday, November 29, 2020 at noon PDT, 3PM EDT.

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November 16, 2020
Kori Running for Fen President


Totem sent the following report to TMN:

Kori, local ranger and advocate for the extermination of Jade Arachnoids, announced his candidacy for the Office of the Fen Presidency in a small gathering in Town Center today.


Kori made promises to include "MORE RANKS, MORE COINS, MORE MUSIC, and MORE MILK!!”. Kori was not not available for questions following the announcement, but promised more information about his platform in the coming days.


Shortly after the announcement, a campaign poster appeared in local message boards.


Kori appears to be the youngest candidate to ever run for the Office of the Fen Presidency.


Posted by Para at 08:16 PM | Comments (0)
November 11, 2020
Chaos Storm #1197


Chaos Storm #1197 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.

Delta Tao's "What's New" for v1197:

11/4/2020 v1197
Heroism is accessible. Happiness is more difficult. — Albert Camus (1913–1960)

  • All changes this update are either secret or too obvious to mention here. (But not both.)
Posted by Para at 12:45 PM | Comments (0)
October 15, 2020
Chaos Storm #1193


Chaos Storm #1193 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.

Delta Tao's "What's New" for v1193:

10/7/2020 v1193
Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed. There ain’t much credit in that. — Charles Dickens (1812–1870)

  • Spooky new areas. We hope they’ll be a smashing success!
  • Testing out some buffs to blood inferno. Big increase to overall power, as well as a buff to the ability to clear lower level junk.
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September 29, 2020
Largo Reports on the Bard Concert

"It's true!" —Largo

Largo sent the following report to TMN:

Another bard concert has come and gone!

Though the competition from Borzon, Xepel, Coriakin, and Nippy was fierce, Aspasia won Snacks’ composition contest with her excellent piece "Historical Importance,” a chronicle of the fateful day 56 years ago that I got a new shirt.

Pirate has archived visionstones of the entire concert on The Puddleby Listener.

"Xepel is forced to admit the truth" —Largo

As winner of Snacks’ competition, Aspasia will judge the next contest and has chosen its theme. Via Koppi: "Submissions must be a solo, duet, or trio inspired by the Feast of Tsrinn. Bonus points will be given for songs with lyrics!"

The next bard concert will be held at the Puddleby Playhouse in west town on OOC October 25 at 9PM Eastern; 6PM Pacific; 1AM GMT. Attendees are encouraged to wear a costume.

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September 27, 2020
Bard Concert Time


The next Bard Concert is scheduled for:


Sunday, September 27, 2020 at noon PDT, 3PM EDT.

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September 24, 2020
Exiles Remembered

Exiles gather in memory of those who have passed

Thanks to Dandelion and Largo for organizing the Memorial Gathering.

Memorial statue for Tonoto

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September 22, 2020
Memorial Garden Gathering


Largo sent the following report to TMN:

Tomorrow marks 15 years since Tyndall's passing. He was loved very much in life, and his memory is kept close and cherished by many.

The years have also taken at least four other beloved members of our community from us: Baffina/Baffette, the indomitable orga slayers; Tonoto, whose maps still guide us; Eyeball, who was kindhearted and funny; K'pyn, the warrior thoom without compare.

Dandelion has called for us to come together in the Memorial Garden to celebrate the lives of these departed friends and loved ones [OOC: on Wednesday, 9/23 – 8pm Mountain/7pm Pacific/10pm Eastern/2am GMT]. All are welcome. Please bring whiskey, cigars, beer, and logs for fires if you can.

If you knew or hunted with Tyndall, Baffina/Baffette, Tonoto, Eyeball, or K'pyn, you are strongly encouraged to attend and share your memories. If you are grieving someone from outside the lands, know that this is a space where you can hold that in community. If you would like to show love and friendship to exiles who have lost beloved people, know that your presence will do that.

We realize that this is coming together on very short notice. You can help by taking a moment to use the communication avenues available to you to reach out to folks who you think would be interested in coming but won't be reached by these posts because they are currently disengaged from Clan Lord and/or social media. Thank you!

Posted by Para at 05:47 PM | Comments (0)
September 11, 2020
The Remudification of Puddleby Has Begun

image courtesy of Largo on Discord

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September 10, 2020
Coriakin on Music


Coriakin has created some resources for learning about music in Clan Lord.

Intro to Music Making in Clan Lord

CL Instrument Intro

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September 09, 2020
Orienting a Large Shipment of New Exiles


TMN received the following message from Largo:

Hello Paramedic,

I am writing to report that an unusually large shipment of completely new exiles recently came in from the mainland. I had anticipated some of them—Rhapsody, Morgician, Stinker, Calaye, Rota, Radianne, Crysanthe, Camio Stolas, and Neem—through the word of a contact I have at the docks. Also in attendance were HighSens and Smithers.

We set out with a very ambitious itinerary in hand to orient the baby exiles, taking them first to the Puddleby underground (where we became split up and joyously lost until K’vynn came and rescued us all with his mystic powers), then to the University to meet Boostus. At this point we ditched the ambitious itinerary and went straight to West Ash to fight Dar’shak in the horde and bell tower. After that, we landed in town to get drunk and help the babies choose their professions—congratulations to our newest healer, Rhapsody, and to our newest fighters—Neem, Morgician, Stinker, Rota, and Radianne. After that, we continued to hunt and party for several hours.

Many of us—with apologies, too many to name in full—worked hard to help orient the new exiles on Puddlebean life. Special thanks go to K’vynn, for providing all the baby exiles with sunstones, to Dandelion and Lorikeet for serving as designated top-level shepherds for the whole ordeal, to Haffron for helping me plan, and to Snacks, Rakshasa, Xepel, and Coriakin for cooperating to provide music throughout.

Special thanks also to Pirate the Bloodmage, who took a visionstone of the whole endeavor and has posted it in the library for anyone who wants to enjoy it.

Readers of TMN—if you see any of these new exiles in the lands (some of them have been back around), please take care to be extra friendly to them!

Former Fen President Largo

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