Mew Para!
Every so often champions manage to bring a good chuckle to a hunt (or at the very least, they get a little giggle from me). I scribbled down some notes from a recent foray, to share with your audience. Thinking about submitting it to the theater so someone can punch it up into a full-blown play. Enjoy!
Act I: A problem, a proposed solution
2/9/25 10:36:35p Jo Ma'ril says, "couldn't stone in time"
2/9/25 10:36:52p Seaforth says, "Lets stone in alphabetical order :-D"
2/9/25 10:37:14p Seaforth says, "Giben, you're up"
2/9/25 10:37:48p Giben turns to stone.
Act II: Complexities within the process
2/9/25 10:38:45p Seaforth says, "I guess Abox comes before G, now that I think of it..."
2/9/25 10:38:58p Dae Fenris exclaims, "The system is off to a great start!"
2/9/25 10:39:11p (Abox can't spell)
2/9/25 10:39:27p (Seaforth counts letters)
2/9/25 10:39:36p Seaforth exclaims, "Henryk, youre next!"
2/9/25 10:39:51p Henryk says, "not enough spirit sorry"
2/9/25 10:40:04p Seaforth yells, "Jo you are next"
Act III: Rules are meant to be broken
2/9/25 10:43:08p Seaforth turns to stone.
2/9/25 10:44:28p Seaforth says, "Back to you for next stone, Abox."
2/9/25 10:44:33p (Seaforth skips Jo)
2/9/25 10:47:10p Seaforth turns to stone.
2/9/25 10:47:29p (Seaforth pretends to be ABox)
P.S. Nothing but love to our champions!
- Dae Fenris
Chaos Storm #1419 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2025-02-05 v1419
We love the things we love for what they are. — Robert
Frost (1874–1963)
- Testing potential new Champion ability: Charge. It has some small limits to the number of uses for now, until we figure out balancing. Apply for testing in Champ HQ.
- A few stubbornly wild pets can now be tamed by healers.
- Boostus got a little boost.
- Young lights can now better ward off the dangers of the dark.
Chaos Storm #1414 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2025-01-01 v1414
I have learned that to be with those I like is enough. — Walt
Whitman (1819–1892)
- Season’s Belated Beatings!
Merry Bawkmas to all. Best wishes to everyone!
Chaos Storm #1410 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2024-12-04 v1410
The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding. — Leonardo
da Vinci (1452–1519)
- Take 2: Three new areas will now properly give exploration rewards. Anyone who has explored these areas already will be able to do so again to receive the reward.
- Some dreary weather is looking clearer, and we wish you a merry Bawkmas.
Chaos Storm #1406 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2024-11-06 v1406
Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is
opinion. — Democritus (c. 460 bce – c. 370)
- A statue remembering The Good Cat has been added to the Memorial Garden.
- A few cats waited until exiles were done trick-or-treating to put on their own costumes, wander around, and beg for treats.
- Improved <mumble>, <mumble>, and <mumble>.
- Three new areas will now properly give exploration awards. Anyone who has explored these areas already will be able to do so again to receive the reward.
Rock concert going on at the Puddleby Playhouse.
Chaos Storm #1401 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2024-10-02 v1401
I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It’s cloud illusions I recall
I really don’t know clouds at all.
— Joni Mitchell (b. 1943)
- Area of effect (AoE) damage has received some tweaks.
- You’ll have to explore to see what else is new in the world.
Chaos Storm #1397 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2024-08-14 v1397
One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. — Antonio Porchia (1885–1968)
- A player-led memorial is scheduled for Wednesday, September 25th at 7:00pm PDT.
Chaos Storm #1394 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2024-07-14 v1394
Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life,
The evening beam that smiles the clouds away,
And tints to-morrow with prophetic ray. — Lord Byron (1788–1824)
- You’ll have to explore to see what’s new this Chaos Storm.
From the Delta Tao Clan Lord website:
Note: The v1393 update that was originally scheduled for Wednesday 7 August 2024 has been postponed by one week. It will now be the v1394 update, arriving on 14 August 2024.
Chaos Storm #1388 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2024-07-03 v1384
The future depends on what we do in the present. — Mahatma
Gandhi (1869–1948)
- Sorry for the large update files, especially to our members who are still using dial-up internet services! Lots (and lots) of fun in the works.
Chaos Storm #1384 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2024-06-05 v1384
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees
on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching
the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of
time. — John Lubbock (1834–1913)
- A few light bug fixes to some areas.
- Everything else this update is a secret!
Chaos Storm #1379 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2024-05-01 v1379
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in
bed. — George Burns (1896–1996)
- Work continues behind the scenes on improving existing areas and creating new adventures!
Chaos Storm #1375 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2024-04-03 v1375
A leader is admired, a boss is feared. — Vicente del Bosque (b. 1950)
- You’ll need to explore to see what’s changed this Chaos Storm. Bring a friend or three, or maybe a dozen.
Chaos Storm #1371 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments.
2024-03-06 v1371
The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be
kindled. — Plutarch (AD 46–119)
- You’ll have to explore to see what’s changed in this Chaos Storm!
