Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:

So's I comes out as a lark on tha day after tha storm. Seems chaos blew through inna big way and a Wild Wednesday/Thursday be goin on.

So's I does what I does when nuthin counts and cheated takin tha tests. I were so excited I didn't take no pitchers.

Then Harmachis dared Ugog ta sue Nippy. Tooked a pitcher o that causn courts rarer than me testin these days. Nobudy tol Ugog about tha prollems o frivolous lawsuits.

Ima gonna be so pissed ifn it aint a Wild Wednesday.

-Connie