Chaos Storm #903 has swept the Lok'Groton island chain. Please post any changes you have observed and wish to share with others in the comments. If you don't want to read possible spoilers, please do not read any further!

Delta Tao's "What's New" for v903:

3/18/2015 v903
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. — Aeschylus (525BC–456BC)

* Deadlocked GMs fail to override “content sequester”; no new gear/quests/areas/monsters/stuff this update.

Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:

Ber Para,

So we was on our DM/FB mosey and kidnapped Ravenstorm after he finished with tha NNK mosey. As ya knows from tha previous postins, we aint allays whatcha call tha most carefulest mosey in tha lands. Conversely, Ravenstorm what who leads lots o moseys is allays super careful ta keep alla his folks nice and healthy fer tha most part unless is a bad backspawn.

So we played a practical joke on him. We said "Sure, come on along and we'll go see Ash City." Now there's a temple in tha cenner, a bit garish and decorated like Vagile after a drinkin binge. But it has lil fire guys what ennertains Manqy so we'll go see when we has unsuspectin guests/kidnappees. (Fyi... Suu now runs screamin away when we offers ta kidnap him - totally unrelated ta tha same location.)

We moseys along and gits ta tha temple. No problemo. We takes tha front door which be usually either hit or miss. Lucky had no chainin guys so was all good. We moseys upstairs and agin - jest a few critters here and there. We gits ta tha third floor. That's where Fluffy lives. Sorry, no pitchers o Fluffy. Anyways, we goes in and we pets her and plays fetch sum. At that point RS is confident and that's when we plays tha joke on him. Blamo, Fluffy jumps up and gives him a big ol hug. He finds out what kinda actual overwhelmin odds it takes fer us ta retreat and not fight ta tha last dorf standin.

We retreats - and heh ... hahahahaha mms. Sorry, Ima easily amused dorf. Then we raised him and camed home.

Beer!

-Connie