2023-05-03 v1327
Ed. note: Normally our learned Aphorisms Editor assembles an exquisite bouquet of edifying quotations that could go here, out of which our Web Dweeb then picks just one finalist. This time around, all the candidates were too good not to run.

What creature do you follow to find your way out of a swamp? A navi-gator. — Unknown
What did the swamp say to the marsh? I like being bayou. — idem
A bog, a marsh, and a fen walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’m swamped.” — idem
I was going to catalogue my dried flowers, but I realized I have more pressing problems to deal with. — idem
I wasn’t all that interested in flowers, but I planted a few seeds, and they grew on me. — idem
I decided to plant some flowers in my garden. Then I realized I haven’t botany. — idem
I’m not very good at making flower jokes. But thistle do. — idem

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