Hrem ven Hremven sent the following request to TMN:
Esteemed Thoom Paramedic,
I write to you today to formally request assistance from the inhabitants of Puddleby. My name is Hrem ven Hremven, but to ease our correspondence you may simply call me Hrem, and I have recently decided to take the opportunity to move into town, after spending many a zodiac exiled and alone in the woods bordering your safe haven. As one may anticipate a move such as this is never without problems, and mine comes in the form of a favored quill pen that has gone missing. Terrible. Awful. Terrible.
I admit, after spending several days without it now I can only assume we will never be reunited. Though there is still hope in the very back of my mind it grows smaller with every passing bell and with every seaward breeze. But I must at least try to stand strong, so I am requesting that any denizen who has recently stumbled upon a quill would allow me to take a closer look. It will take only but a moment to know, and I promise a reward to the finder (and of course, those not my favored tool will be promptly returned).
If you would allow such a request to circulate through your network it would be greatly appreciated! I look forward to working with everyone in Puddleby in the future, with or without my favorite quill.
Many thanks,
-Hrem ven Hremven
P.S. If anyone is looking to schedule a vacation to Ash Island (no, not the one you're thinking of) please feel free to contact me by writing to Islands Unknown Holidays for further package details and discounts.
Posted by Para at June 17, 2021 09:57 PMHrem — I've found a few quills recently. I thought they'd been dropped by scavenger birds, but it might have just been a coincidence. Maybe they're your pen.
Anyway, I'm very interested in a vacation. How can I write to Islands Unknown Holidays to inquire about a package deal?
Posted by: Kani on June 19, 2021 01:22 PMThank you for your consideration Kani! I would love the opportunity to check your feathers, if we happen upon each other in town.
Unfortunately, due to an incident wherein our ship captain's cry of "man overboard!" caused fifteen new crew members to jump ship, after being mistaken for an order to throw themselves into the sea, we are not able to offer any vacation plans at this time. The three crew members who did not drown regret to inform patrons that all future voyages have been cancelled until further notice.
We hope to better serve the community again in the future after reviewing our hiring policy
Posted by: Hrem on June 23, 2021 12:42 PMWelp, time to chill wit Aldor.
Posted by: Haffron on June 25, 2021 11:58 AMIs Islands Unknown Holidays looking for new crew members? I'm a pretty good navigator, and I've got some crewmates who are always looking for, uh, voyages.
Posted by: Kani on June 26, 2021 10:21 PMI need a holiday on Ash Island, it's been far too long since I travelled!
Posted by: Ruuk on July 20, 2021 04:56 AM