Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:
Ber Para,
So we went on our mosey tanight - tha DM/FB combo mosey. We also kidnapped Fantasia on accounta because she were bored. She'd never been ta tha mausoleum. Tha night started good with us gitn ta tha mauso, then runnin back ta tha rebel base ta clairbreak.
We returned ta tha mauso proper and did nice systematic bashin. It were light downstairs so we was able ta clear there. We gotted a good look around and saw tha smiley faced blood pools. All kinda cheerful inna icky kinda way.
Then we started home. Was all beer and skittles until we got outside. Then we died and hit our 50% mark.
The end.
Beer!
-Connie