Stinkfist sent the following announcement to TMN:

Arr I've received word that thar has been an anonymous admirer of my piratical rule:

A secret admirer saw the wish for a parrot in the eyes of the Pirate King and is therefore attempting to acquire a life-parrot. A sum of 52,500c will be delivered to any such mystic who can secure one for him.

So yar, mystics, get me a parrot and your stay in the library will be paid for rather handsomely.

52,500c for one parrot.

Anything relevant to this can be found on the Clan Lord Sentinel.

With Love,
The Pirate King