TMN EXCLUSIVE: FIVE QUESTIONS WITH NOIVAD
Noivad, it's been a long time since your last interviews.
Seems like this is a good time for a new interview. Interested?
Sure. I'd like to see Largo interviewed. He's probably more print friendly. And Kisa too.
1) Are you still the sheriff of Puddleby?
Yes. None of the deputies seem to want to become acting sheriff while I'm away (I haven't talked to Nyx yet, and Pun seems to be more interested in getting raises and shoes). And no one has come forward (Althea) to challenge my position, so we can't have another election.
2) What is the state of law enforcement in Puddleby these days?
Crime seems to have spiked recently. We have increased Darshak trouble not to mention roving gangs of Fen beating up people for their lunch money, and such. Just policing Kerrah is a full-time job these days.
3) Word is that you have recently become a Ranger. How's that working out for you?
It's kind of tough actually; because of my job, I don't get out very often. I've only learned Haremau thus far. That and I need to focus more training on the blade for it to give me a significant boost. But I'm probably not going to go overboard on it because I prefer core fighter skills that are good anywhere.
4) What is your thought on the current state of relations between Puddleby and the Darshak? Puddleby and the Orga? What's the biggest threat to exiles currently?
Well, with the Darshak and the Orga, they're the same as always: Terrible. There was that one Darshak traitor though—which gives us insight into the Darshak way. I'm hoping for more of those so we can learn more Darshak secrets.
The biggest threat to exiles WAS planar drifting, but luckily, we seemed to have taken care of that, thanks to the combined efforts of the mystics, particularly Mary Jane, who for some odd reason wasn't promoted for those acts alone.
The biggest threat NOW seems to be the Darshak, or rather what they might do to upset the balance of the planes again. Then there are the unseen (to average Puddlebians) threats that my deputies are monitoring; any one of those could blindside us if not monitored carefully.
5) Where are your favorite hunting places these days?
Metz is always fun, but I've been having more fun at Deathtrap Noids.
In keeping with the old Fishwrap Magazine tradition, you are now allowed the ask the Thoom ONE (1) question.
When are we going to see you out at DTN? Natas misses you.
Aww. Alas, I've been stuck in the library quite a bit lately.
Thank you for your time, Noivad!
Thanks Para. I'm surprised you you didn't ask about the manual.
Good question. How's The Clump going?
Posted by Para at September 20, 2008 11:22 AM