Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:

Ber!

So Blackhole be huntin malachites. I know these is olives, but ya gits tha idea. Geo asked whyfer. Here be tha answer:

Spiderzo, Spiderzo,
Goes whereever a spider go.
Morphs ta spidy alla time
Bashes critters, even slime.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderzo.

Be he strong? Listen bud—
He's got webbers in his blood.
Can he swing from sum silk?
I dunno, it aint M***.
Hey there! There goes the Spiderzo.

With a chain and shieldstone,
At tha cave o the noids,
He rescues all alone,
By usin ranger spirit roids!

Spiderzo, Spiderzo,
Friendly neighborhood Spiderzo.
Wealth and fame, he dont care—
Gitn lasties be his dare.
To him,
Life be a great big mosey—
Wherever spidies be noisey,
You'll find the Spiderzo!