Presidential Report on Stora Situation

Odesseus sent the following report to TMN:

Yes, indeed, Stora is in trouble! Last night, in a fit of boredom in a mood of heroic endeavor, a small band of us in Town Center, after hearing of some stupid prank a single-handed, colossal blow to town, set out to rescue the fallen Stora.

The party consisted of myself, Maeght, Kalypso, and Wangah Rah. Wangah offered to open for us, although he said he would "gladly help us from the rear." I advised that he would be AMONGST us because I don't trust the little bugger he would be safest within our ranks. Admittedly, we had a snowball's chance in the Abyss our numbers were low, but our hope was high.

We got to the Dark Temple without any problem. Inside the Temple, it was eerily quiet. We ascended one staircase and killed some rats quelled some minor spirits. We ascended yet another staircase and found it nearly empty yet still little resistance to our advance.

Our hopes raised, we climbed the third set of stairs and ran into a frikken GD! the horror of horrors, a Greater Death! Dang thing one-hit me Although Maeght and I fought with all our might, the creature overcame us, struck down the little weasel Wangah Rah and continued down the stairs to ravish overwhelm the lovely Kalypso.

We were fallen for a short while, but soon a small band of rescuers arrived. Afrit chained us out, while Naferu did most of the dirty work assisted us in dispatching the GD.

Wangah appeared to be a happy little git seemed to relish the events. One wonders of his hand in this silly stunt nefarious work of sabotage!

Your Fen President,
-Odesseus

Note to editor: Please remove all of the struck-out phrases -O

Posted by Para at May 02, 2008 03:27 PM