Odesseus has delivered his Presidential Address. His selection for Fen Vice President is Relkin.

While the speech and subsequent party went well, the end of the celebration was marred by intruding T'roolkin.

An edited transcript can be found below.

(Odesseus clears his throat)
Odesseus yells, "Fens, Exiles, Puddleybians, lend me your coins!"
BlackHand raises his stout in a hearty toast.
(Wangah Rah sips his glass)
Relkin exclaims, "Did you come to see the Vice Presidential announcement? I bet you did? I bet it will be you!"
Ayella raises her glass of fine cognac on high, and drains it in one gulp.
BlackHand raises his stout in a hearty toast.
(Wangah Rah eyes Ayella)
(Relkin throws coins at Odesseus)
Odesseus thinks, "Fens, Exiles, Puddleybians, lend me your coins!"
Odesseus says, "I have come here to say THANK YOU to all that voted for me,"
Relkin yells, "Yay!"
Odesseus exclaims, "and to bestow the honor of FEN PRESIDENT upon me!"
Relkin thinks, "And the crowd goes wild!"
Odesseus says, "And to those who didn't vote for me, ....."
Pun'isher yells, "here here!"
(Wangah Rah nods thanks)
Wangah Rah raises his stout on high, and drains it in one gulp.
Odesseus exclaims, "... neener, neener, neeeeener!"
Pun'isher ponders, "what poise he has"
(Inu Teisei laughs)
Relkin yells, "Huzzah!"
Odesseus thinks, "... neener, neener, neeeeener!"
BlackHand says, "I did not vote at all."
Frozen Ham says, "of course"
Ayella says, "Me either BlackHand. Just eat the food."
Odesseus says, "Yes, though my past runs have been dim, even being beaten out by the accursed None of the Above,"
Inu Teisei says, "sheesh :0"
Relkin exclaims, "Curse you None!"
Odesseus exclaims, "I knew, by virtue if the fact that if I just keep hanging around long enough, I would prevail!"
Odesseus says, "Mostly because everyone would get sick of all the crying, I think."
(Relkin cries like Relkin.)
Odesseus says, "And I have come to you with my announcement for Fen Vice President, the venerable, FenVeep...."
Relkin exclaims, "Oh, here it comes!"
Pun'isher ponders, "I hope its me!"
Relkin exclaims, "I wonder who it'll be!"
Odesseus says, ">cough, cough<"
Relkin exclaims, "The suspense is killing me!"
(Relkin looks around at all the possibilities.)
(Pun'isher waits eagerly)
Odesseus says, ".... the Fen Vee...>cough cough<"
(Pun'isher prepares her acceptance speech)
Odesseus says, "Ack, hair ball...."
Odesseus says, "And to announce my Fen Vice President.... drum roll please..."
Relkin exclaims, "here goes!"
• You hear Wangah Rah's music...
Wangah Rah starts pounding his orga drum.
Odesseus exclaims, "RELKIN!"
Pun'isher exclaims, "!!!"
(Relkin looks around!)
Relkin exclaims, "What a surprise!"
(Bleign claps politely.)
BlackHand raises his lager on high, and drains it in one gulp.
Relkin exclaims, "My goodness!"
Odesseus exclaims, "Come up here, Relkin!"
(Relkin looks around in shock!)
Odesseus exclaims, "Say something to the crowd!"
Pun'isher thinks, "A monumentous occasion.. who would have thunk it!"
Wangah Rah ponders, "Hm. We should hear the orga side of this."
Babajaga ponders, "I have a bad feeling about this..."
Relkin exclaims, "I would never have! Well I...!"
Odesseus thinks, "Say something to the crowd!"
Relkin says, "I don't have anthing prepared or anything..."
Relkin exclaims, "It is such a shock!"
(Relkin pulls out a long scroll.)
Relkin exclaims, "Gee Odesseus, what a surprise!"
Relkin says, "When I first met you, I said to myself..."
Odesseus exclaims, "welcome!"
Relkin says, ""Man is that guy a jerk!""
Pun'isher thinks, "as we wait for Relkin to figure out how to read..."
Relkin says, "But now I can proudly say...."
Relkin says, ""Man, is that guy my kind of jerk""
(Inu Teisei laughs)
(Relkin hugs Odesseus!)
Odesseus asks, "yes, but you thought otherwise later, maybe?"
(Wangah Rah scratches his head)
Relkin says, "Oh no."
Odesseus says, "ah"
Relkin exclaims, "I'm no flip-flopper!"
Odesseus exclaims, "well, good!"
(Relkin looks pretty.)
Odesseus says, "good to know you're no fen flopper"
Pun'isher thinks, "Relkin looks pretty"
Relkin says, "Oh and also."
Odesseus asks, "Well, that it?"
Odesseus says, "oh, um"
Relkin exclaims, "Pun'isher is one awesome gal!"
Relkin exclaims, "That is all!"
Odesseus exclaims, "yeah!"
Ayella thinks, "He is inebriated."
Pun'isher thinks, "well now we can truly see that relkin is wise"
Odesseus exclaims, "ok!"
Wangah Rah asks, "I believe I have a song here to capture the beauty of this moment. May I?"
(Relkin holds up his paws in triumph.)
Odesseus says, "Alrighty! Thank you Relkin! We'll be sending him to an undisclosed place for the rest of the term."
Wangah Rah says, "Thanks for your permission."
• You hear Wangah Rah's music...
Wangah Rah starts playing his gitor.
Odesseus exclaims, "ok!"
(Frozen Ham moshes)
(Ayella smirks.)
Inu Teisei exclaims, "yay!"
Inu Teisei thinks, "YAY it's the banned song!"
Odesseus says, "During my term as Fen President, I promise you to always be open to new ideas and suggestions,"
(Inu Teisei claps wildly)
Frozen Ham exclaims, "more! more!"
Pun'isher exclaims, "i have an idea, Odes!"
Odesseus says, "as long as they are followed by an appropriate donation."
Pun'isher says, "oh"
Pun'isher says, "nevermind"
(Wangah Rah mutters)
Kalypso says, "Hic."
Odesseus says, "I will uphold this venerable position, just as the Fen Presidents have in the past."
Odesseus asks, "Uhmmm.... what was it they did?"
Wangah Rah ponders, "This is chaos."
Ayella ponders, "It's the never-ending speech."
Odesseus thinks, "whatever it was... what was it?"
Odesseus exclaims, "I'd like to thank my clan members of the honorable clan of the Rising Claw!"
Odesseus ponders, "you did vote for me, didn't you?"
Inu Teisei says, "haha"
Wangah Rah says, "I had a better time during my time as a captive of the orga."
Pun'isher says, "but of course"
Relkin says, "In all fairness, 60 of the votes were mine."
Odesseus exclaims, "So without any further ado, gentlefolk drop your kegs and LET THE PARTYING BEGIN!!! Or CONTINUE!"
Pun'isher exclaims, "wot!"
Relkin yells, "Hip hip Huzzah!"
Pun'isher exclaims, "woot!"
Inu Teisei raises her lager in a hearty toast.
BlackHand takes the last muffin from the plate.
Kalypso eats a delicious brownie.
BlackHand eats a tasty muffin.
Pun'isher raises her stout on high, and drains it in one gulp.
Inu Teisei raises her lager in a hearty toast.
Inu Teisei says, "hmm"
BlackHand pours himself a perfect mug of cold ale.
Pun'isher pours herself a perfect mug of cold ale.
BlackHand raises his ale on high, and drains it in one gulp.
Inu Teisei says, "lager does not heal"
Babajaga says, "Getting too wild for me here.."
Windy ponders, "huzzah, now the election is complete"
Pun'isher raises her ale in a hearty toast.
Inu Teisei says, "awe but that works"
Relkin exclaims, "Gee Pun I really thought he'd pick you!"
Pun'isher asks, "i know right?"
Pun'isher says, "but i am glad it was you"
Relkin exclaims, "Who woulda thought it'd be me! Wonderful and glorious me!"
Relkin exclaims, "Me too!"
(Wangah Rah glances around)
Pun'isher says, "now I can still pick on you"
Pun'isher says, "though Odes is now the new Largo"
BlackHand lifts his ale with an unsteady hand, and manages to spill it all over himself.
Inu Teisei thinks, "so who brought the dueling gear?"
Babajaga thinks, "The bard`s field is now littered with exiles who can`t hold their liquor"
Windy exclaims, "root beee!"
Windy pours himself a perfect mug of cold root beer.
Paramedic thinks, "Many kegs appearing in Bard's Field. They all have icons of Odesseus on them"
Kalypso raises her lager in a hearty toast.
BlackHand pours himself a perfect mug of cold ale.
Odesseus sets down his heavy chocolate chip cookie plate.
Kalypso raises her lager in a hearty toast.
Windy raises his root beer on high, and drains it in one gulp.
Windy exclaims, "COOKIES!"
Windy takes a chocolate chip cookie from the plate.
Wangah Rah says, "Hrmph"
Windy savors a chocolate-chip cookie.
Odesseus sets down his heavy pretzel box.
Windy exclaims, "Woohoo!"
Pun'isher is too befuddled to manage the intricacies of the keg tap.
Wangah Rah says, "This makes it quite easy for a sylvan takeover."
Pun'isher says, "ack"
Kalypso crunches on a pretzel.
Inu Teisei pours herself a perfect mug of cold lager.
Windy says, "er..."
Pun'isher yells, "intruders!"
Ayella says, "Oh Goddess again."
BlackHand eats a tasty muffin.
•Pun'isher’s injuries were serious.
Paramedic says, "um"
BlackHand savors a chocolate-chip cookie.
Wangah Rah says, "Oh mai"
Windy raises his ale in a hearty toast.
Wangah Rah says, "Bah"
BlackHand savors a chocolate-chip cookie.
Connie Crete thinks, "tha trools wants tunes agin?"
Relkin says, "gahhh"
Paramedic thinks, "T'rools interrupting Presidential Fete"
Bleign has fallen to an Orf'Kin.
BlackHand eats a tasty muffin.
Pun'isher yells, "stop them they want the beer!"
Connie Crete thinks, "they is mad causn their delegates didnt git ta vote"
BlackHand takes a muffin from near the bottom of the plate.
Pun'isher yells, "relkin odes do soemthign!"
Odesseus has fallen to an Orf'Kin.
BlackHand takes the last muffin from the plate.
Paramedic thinks, "we need help in Bard's Field"
BlackHand eats a tasty muffin.