Odesseus Makes Campaign Statement

Odesseus sent the following political statement to TMN. TMN will provide any of the candidates with free space to present their views.

My Statement For Fen President

by Odesseus

So now that I'm Fen President . . . aren't I? Is the voting over? No? Well, hm.

Ok, IN THE HIGHLY LIKELY EVENT I am voted Fen President, first of all I'd like to say I've been the runningest Fen president EVER! I've run for Fen President every time! So I've had LOTS of experience running for Fen President.

Unfortunately, I've also LOST to everyone else, every time, even against people who didn't care that they were running. So I know the taste of defeat, but I also know how to RISE ABOVE IT!

I'm also the clan leader of Rising Claw (hence the Rising Above It idea, get it?), one of the most respected and long-lived clans. That counts for something, right? (Sorry, but our scrolls got burned in an invasion a while ago and I haven't rewritten them . . . soon!)

SO If I'm elected, what will I do? First and foremost, I will take ALL of the traditions the previous Fen Presidents have undertaken, whatever they are, and undertake them myself. So I'll be the undertaker for all previous policies! (What were they, anyway? Did they do anything?)

ALSO I'm an equal opportunity Fen. I welcome ALL RACES and ALL CLASSES to be ruled by me under the Fen Presidency. I am a BENEVOLENT dictator, er, President. Just ask anybody In Rising Claw! Ignore the cowering and flinching.

Vote for ODESSEUS! I know what I'm doing! Really!*

* The part about knowing what I'm doing is just a slogan. Actual results may vary.

My name is Odesseus, and I approved this message.

-Odesseus

Posted by Para at February 03, 2008 01:32 PM