MaryJane sent the following report to TMN:

Beer Paramedic,

As I am sure many of your readers know, I have a long history of studying the cloud. I also happen to be a big fan of sky diving.

Tonight as I went skydiving, I landed in a rough spot: smack dab in the middle of Junko's heap. To make matters worse, I couldn't get out.

I was trapped there until Mr. Ansset was kind enough to come and using his strange stone, port me back to town.

I have attached a sketch for you, and hope you will warn other skydivers to be careful of where they jump.

BEER!
-MaryJane