"No One Pisses Off Orga Like Wangah"

Wangah Rah sent the following report to TMN:

H'loi Para-

Town was invaded recently by a band of orga. From their appearance and style of attack, it was evident it was the tribe living in the Orga Camp and beyond, to the Stronghold, rather then the new tribe, even though startling new orga, such as the Orga Malice made appearances.

More notable was the Razzia who was leading this group. As seems to happen all too often, the orga discovered my presence among the exiles and made a point to kill and kidnap me. This time, however, some interesting information was revealed, and rescue came quickly. I've recorded a transcript of the event as best I can remember.

After the kidnapping, exiles stormed their way to OC4, where (in typical exile fashion) the Razzia was promptly executed, rather than being held for interrogation. Stay vigilant, and watch for orga spies!

-Wangah Rah

Achates thinks, "Kill the Razzia!"
Achates thinks, "I have a machete for the Rassia!"
Kalian thinks, "sorry was trying to kill thier leader"
Hoggle yells, "BEER!"
Wangah Rah thinks, "Save him if you can. I need to interrogate him about Bartok."
Achates yells, "Hurt?"
Wangah Rah yells, "H'loi?"
A monster growls, "Die!"
Wangah Rah has fallen to a lightning bolt.
Wangah Rah yells, "Eeep!"
Hoom is now Clanning.
Achates thinks, "Meadow being secured"
Noivad thinks, "trapped N of Meadow"
Kalian starts dragging you.
Wangah Rah exclaims, "Don't let em kidnap me!"
Kalian thinks, "healer in medow for wangah?"
Manx is now Clanning.
Sala Dragon thinks to you, "the razzia knew your name when I mentioned it"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
A monster growls, "Waga!"
Wangah Rah yells, "No!"
Zynx says, "sorry"
Zynx says, "sorta forgot you were on my chain"
Wangah Rah says, "You did your best, Zynx"
A monster growls, "Waga."
A Rat munches on your toes.
Wangah Rah says, "Go back to Bartok, slave"
A Rat bites your gaping mouth.
(Wangah Rah growls)
A monster growls, "Yes."
Something starts dragging you.

*At this point, myself and Hoggle were chained off by the Razia, and were pursued by exiles for quite some time before the Razzia lost them, eventually bringing us to the campfire in OC1

Hoggle thinks, "they got away with wanga."
Gunslinger says, "slippery aint ya"
Entil'Zha thinks, "Oh c'mon, who didn't see that one coming?"
Wangah Rah exclaims, "Tell Bartok exiles are too strong!"
Wangah Rah exclaims, "You'll never get the altar!"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
A monster growls, "Weak."
A monster growls, "Die!"
(Wangah Rah growls)
Hoggle exclaims, "grr!"
Hoggle says, "blast you"
(An Orga Razzia laughs.)
Noivad thinks, "regrouping meadow for a sec"
(Wangah Rah frowns)
A Rat feasts upon Hoggle's toes.
Wangah Rah asks, "What relation do you have with Bartok?"
Wangah Rah asks, "Does the new tribe serve him?"
A monster growls, "Bartok Tribe strong. You weak."
Wangah Rah asks, "Do the orga in the Stronghold serve Bartok?"
Gunslinger yells, "HUNTER!"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
The Orga Warlock glares at Gunslinger.
Hoggle yells, "get em here!"
A Rat pokes at your body parts.
A monster growls, "I serve."
(Wangah Rah grumbles)
A monster growls, "You serve."
A monster growls, "All serve."
Wangah Rah ponders, "They're too stupid give information."
The Orga Shaman bows his head and mutters an unholy prayer.
The Orga Warlock smiles.
Wangah Rah ponders, "Blast"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
Wangah Rah says, "You will never get the altar again. So you will always lose"
Wangah Rah asks, "What are Bartoks plans?"
A monster growls, "Alt...ar"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
Achates thinks, "In the name of Falinea!"
(Wangah Rah frowns)
A monster growls, "Die!"
Hoggle is a Dwarf, is male, is a Ranger, and is wearing the symbol of the Dwarven Militia.
He is holding a gossamer and a wooden shield, and he is wearing a sungem, a catsbane necklace, a parachute, a shirt, a belt of the wild and a pair of pants.
(I'm not small, I'm just far away (Whim is my Zoa))
You are now speaking the dwarven language.
Rel'lim thinks, "group east of oc for those still alive"
Wangah Rah asks in Dwarven, "Hear that Hoggle?"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
Hoggle asks, "what?"
(Wangah Rah switches to languages he hopes orga can't understand)
Hoggle says in Dwarven, "oh"
Hoggle says in Dwarven, "yes"
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "Bartok's alive and after the altar"
Rel'lim thinks, "err west of oc"
Whim thinks, "Zo east"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
Taryn thinks, "we knew that :)"
Achates thinks, "We know ghorak directions :)"
Hoggle hollers in Dwarven, "x"
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "I can tell for certain now these are the old tribe of orga, not the new."
Hoggle asks in Dwarven, "but they are allied?"
You are now speaking the dwarven language.
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "He just says they serve Bartok"
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "I don't think it is smart enough to say more"
Whim thinks, "is east of meadow clear?"
You are now speaking the common language.
Achates thinks, "Building up at oc passage..."
Smiles thinks, "yes"
Wangah Rah asks, "Razzia, do orga fight other orga?"
A monster growls, "We fight."
A monster growls, "All who not obey."
Wangah Rah asks, "Why fight?"
A monster growls, "Power."
Wangah Rah asks, "Who not obey? Where live?"
A monster growls, "Rock..."
Achates thinks, "Selling orga fertilizer! Real cheap!"
Noivad thinks, "we have a force gathered W of Orga Camp FYI"
A monster growls, "Orga tall rocks..."
A monster growls, "Die!"
Leggo thinks, "hah"
Wangah Rah asks, "Slime rock? Live there, who do not obey?"
A monster growls, "No obey. Will."
(Wangah Rah takes mental note)
A monster growls, "Kill!"
Wangah Rah says, "Exiles fight with orga."
Wangah Rah says, "Orga who do not obey, will fight with exiles."
A monster growls, "Kill!"
A monster growls, "Die!"
Wangah Rah says, "Bartok die."
(An Orga Razzia laughs.)
A monster growls, "Kill!"
Rel'lim thinks, "bring in rod"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
Wangah Rah says, "You not obey, you fight with exiles. Kill Bartok, live in cave."
Manx yells, "rod here"
A monster growls, "Die!"
A monster growls, "Cave bad."
Wangah Rah says, "Orga live free beyond cave."
Wangah Rah says, "Not have to die for Bartok."
The Orga Warlock glares at Manx.
Manx yells, "help on rod"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
Wangah Rah says, "You live free. Not die for Bartok. Not fight exiles."
A monster growls, "Fight free"
Whim thinks, "They took my Hoggle"
Romuli is now Clanning.
A monster growls, "Strong kill weak. Strong grow stronger."
Whim thinks, "Save Hoggle!"
Wangah Rah says, "Strong will die, unless leave Bartok"
Whim thinks, "I am going to kill the one who took Hoggle"
A monster growls, "Kill!"
(Wangah Rah frowns)
A monster growls, "You die."
Hoggle says in Dwarven, "now ya got blue zo mad.."
Whim thinks, "we are west of OC"
Wangah Rah says, "We die, we come back."
A monster growls, "Die!"
Hoggle says, "now ya got blue zo mad.."
Wangah Rah says, "We have altar."
Wangah Rah says, "You die, you die."
Whim hollers in Dwarven, "Revenge"
Wangah Rah says, "You bring us to town. Then you not die."
A monster growls, "You not know power."
Wangah Rah says, "You go, join free orga."
Wangah Rah says, "You have power? Power to die when Bartok say die."
Whim hollers in Dwarven, "taste my blade"
Sloppy Joe has fallen to an Orga Malice.
Taryn yells, "Out!"
(Wangah Rah frowns)
A monster growls, "You know power."
A monster growls, "Die!"
Sloppy Joe is no longer fallen.
Wangah Rah says, "Mystic know power."
Wangah Rah says, "Use stone magician bring."
A monster growls, "Die!"
Wangah Rah says, "Razzia not know that power."
Achates thinks, "Retreat to meadow!"
Wangah Rah says, "Razzia bring us back. Razzia and orga join free orga. Will teach you power. You teach us your power."
Taryn yells, "fallen?"
Wangah Rah says, "I teach you power. Summon orga from Stronghold."
Hoggle says, "i dont believe this orga is capable of conversation on any deeper level than following the orders of his master."
A monster growls, "Waga talk fast. Two eyes. Show bad. No trust."
You are now speaking the dwarven language.
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "I agree"
Whim thinks, "Don't worry Hoggle we will save you and Wangah.. I will have the orga blood"
A monster growls, "Stonghuld?"
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "But at least it's not bringing us to stronghold"
You are now speaking the common language.
Wangah Rah asks, "Bartok live...where Bartok live?"
A monster growls, "Bartok is all."
Hoggle asks, "why does bartok hate 2 eyes?"
Wangah Rah asks, "Bartok fear mystics?"
Finegas is no longer Clanning.
A monster growls, "Bartok fear no thing."
Wangah Rah asks, "Who make magic stones?"
A monster growls, "Bartok give power."
You are now speaking the dwarven language.
Wangah Rah asks in Dwarven, "Is Bartok back like he was before, or is that just a god name doyou think?"
Astral Duck thinks, "Quack attack!"
Whim thinks, "REVENGE will be mine!"
Hoggle asks in Dwarven, "you are speaking dwarven eh?"
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "I'm speaking dwarven when I don't want them to understand"
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "The're too dumb to understand all of common"
Hoggle says in Dwarven, "ah"
You are now speaking the common language.
Wangah Rah asks, "Bartok, same Bartok of long time ago?"
Hoggle says in Dwarven, "i suspect bartok is something we may have not yet encountered."
You are now speaking the dwarven language.
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "A long time ago, Bartok stole the altar, and was reportedl sighted in Purg"
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "But I don't know if this is the same one"
A monster growls, "Bartok is. Bartok was. Bartok will."
You are now speaking the common language.
Wangah Rah asks, "Orga have language?"
Wangah Rah asks, "Or just speak like two eyes?"
Hoggle says in Dwarven, "oh, im not well versed in orga history."
(An Orga Razzia grunts.)
(Wangah Rah takes careful note)
Wangah Rah ponders, "Gotta learn that..."
You are now speaking the dwarven language.
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "At least they're not using orga water torture."
Hoggle asks in Dwarven, "are orga evil?"
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "I don't think they're evil"
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "But stupid and violent, yes"
Hoggle says, "orga"
Hoggle asks, "you know of dark bubbling?"
Hoggle asks in Dwarven, "isnt that the name of that dark force?"
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "I don't know if he understands dwarven"
Hoggle says in Dwarven, "i asked in common."
Wangah Rah says in Dwarven, "Ah, right"
Entil'Zha yells, "Death or glory!"
Wangah Rah hollers in Dwarven, "Save me!"
Whim hollers in Dwarven, "I am coming and I will have blood"
Aravir says, "ack"
You are now speaking the common language.
Aravir says, "So close..."
Wangah Rah exclaims, "Now you die, Razzia!"
Brune yells, "glory sure sounds better!"
Astral Duck starts dragging you.
A monster growls, "Die!"
A monster growls, "Die!"
Wangah Rah yells, "Last chance to turn back!"
Hoggle yells, "kill em gorv"
Whim hollers in Dwarven, "hatred"
•You sense healing energy from Brune.
Hoggle yells, "razzi is the one you focus on"
Taryn yells, "it snuck thru trees!"
Brune says, "no one pisses off orga like wangah"

Posted by Para at August 11, 2006 01:42 AM