New Wendeckas

Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:

Beer!

K, so it were a day like any other day. I were out drinkin and carousin and coinin. I noticed there were more Full Mystics about and mebbe I were due fer my permotion. (tha number o full mystics were more'n tha number o d'Moks - a good yardstick). Anyways, so there I were in tha passes bashin tha wendies and takin their lunch muny when Valtrim asks me ifn I'd keel vermines fer him up in Camp Dred.

Actually, he said "ya minds escortin me ta camp dred on accounta because I *feels* that sumthin be not right." . So I moseys there as fast as my drunked legs kin fetch me. And there be Hepta and Malkor too. They reports that Ansset went inta dredwoods and already dun been ported ta orga village.

So fer like half a second we stares at dredwoods but Valtrim shows there be large death vermines and Ansset needs tha rescue. So other fighters and healers starts showin up and folks says "lets go through tha foothills." Well, we moseys inta tha cave and simultaneously folks charge in ta fight tha munkies and Valtrim shows us there be new munkies in tha lands. Twilight and Gloamin Wendies. I fergits which be which

We recovers causn Malkor does tha mystic chain ta fetch alla tha falleds back yonder and sum dun been pebbled beyond recognition. I coulda gotted em, but Ima slow. So fetches em ta town. Some moseys off, sum stays. Finally a small but versatile group dun gathered: Valtrim, Malkor, Hepta, Yotaro, Janus, Mora d'Mok, me, 'frit, Kani, Andarius and Egbert d'Mok. We makes headway, but caint really take control o tha first snell o tha foothills beyond camp dred. Megami tha Great and J'nder comes and we is off!

Slowly, painstakinly we lures and keels one atta time. We advances a couple o snells inta tha foothills and we finds large twilights and large gloamins. Thats these pitchers here. So time passes. Slowly. Keel a munkie, git cocky, attack tha next one, 2-3 fighters fall, regroup... rince - repeat.

Midway through tha foothills, Hepta and Yot and Mora gots ta go (because did I mention this were slow huntin?) So we trades thems fer Lorikeet. We has a nasty time gitn back tagither and almost keels everybudy. Finally is all up and happy and we makes our way forward agin. Poor Ansset. So we gits ta almost tha exit o tha foothills (ya know that bloodhawk backspawn gaia I hate that snell) and there be 10+gazillion o tha large twilights. Did I mention they throwed rocks? Omega and Daimoth joins us and then the critters is all daid.

A quick one, two, three, and we is at orga village and gits Ansset. The End. I didn't think ta git pitchers till almost tha end causn I figgured other folks would be. Did I shake tha camera?

Beer!

-Connie

Oh, fer alla rank hunters out there, they was all sltrs. No point in lookin fer em. Easy ta hit, got kilt fast. Seriously though, they was mangy - not as good furs as tha midnight wendies.

Posted by Para at June 16, 2006 09:47 AM