Pun'isher sent the following report to TMN:

Santa Chicken gave me my perfect gift. A hunt with Santa! A few other exiles came along as we braved the infamous Kitty Beach. We were charged with protecting the jolly old soul because Santa had given away everything he had and was unarmed and un-moonstoned! Thanks Santa!

-Your pal, Pun'isher (wink wink . . . remember me next Bawkmas, ya big lug!)