Stinkfist sent the following report to TMN:

Arrr, while lootin an pillagin Dal'noth, an ol pirate named Rotbeard approached me an me men with a challenge: face him and his crew fer treasure and assumedly supremacy of these waters.

The showdown will be shortly after high noon on Terrdi, the 76th Day of Autumn 560 (11:00 AM PST on December 10).