Koppi says: "Watch out for the Orga Flu! Get your vaccine now. It's free, and does not hurt much! -- Dr Malthus"

Update: October 14, 2005 at 2:51 PM PST
The above image is a stock photo of a stricken Odesseus from the TMN archives. The effects of what has been called the Orga Flu or similar maladies may vary. Consult your physician before undergoing treatment for symptoms.