Super Chicken sent the following report to TMN:

Since the dawn of man, we have had many questions. Where did we come from? What is the purpose of life? If a Baltoise jumped off the Cloud, would it survive? Well, today the answer to one of the greatest questions ever is finally known! Yes, a Baltoise can jump off the Cloud and survive; the Baltoise's health goes down to red, but it can survive!

-Super Chicken