Connie Crete sent the following report to TMN:

This be prolly old news, but it were news ta me so here goes.

I were out wanderin around tha Isle o'Contested Ownership or Tha Isle Formally Known as Tenny’s. First tha peculiar thing I found were there were at least 3 separate Sarirs moseyin around. Asked em what they were doin, but they might coulda had an issue with tha phrasin o tha question. Anyways, no response. Then I decided ta go see tha sheeps. So there I were leanin up aginst tha fence tryin ta pet em and thinkin that beer went good with mutton. And I were able ta jump tha fence. Down right peculiar.

Beer!

Connie