Lorikeet sent the following report to TMN:

"The battles with the rebels on Phisneyland continue today, but this recent series of battles began when the rebel honor knight sent out a sunstone message asking for help in solving his transportation problems. Malkor ran in the south area (I suppose the lure of coins did him in). DeathLord died trying to chain him off, as the rebels have been practicing their surround and pound techniques. A small party entered from the east, and fought to the south, eventually freeing the fallens. This picture shows what happened when Phineas checked the sign, which had previously given the island's name as "Phisneyland." His plans were to create a zoo on the island. You can imagine his disbelief upon seeing the new sign and new fortifications."

(Edited transcription follows.)

9/3/04 10:33:21p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "I offer a large payment for the person who helps me solve my transportation problems!"
9/3/04 10:33:43p Zorton thinks, "what transportation problem do you have?"
9/3/04 10:33:55p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "I have a number of troops I wish to move to another island."
9/3/04 10:34:44p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "I offer a huge weight of coins and a land grant."
9/3/04 10:35:04p Maeght thinks, "I thought there was a question about the title to the land?"
9/3/04 10:36:47p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "I need to move more troops than will fit in mere row boats. I seek larger vessels."
9/3/04 10:37:02p Maeght thinks, "have you considered canning them?"
9/3/04 10:37:26p Asclepius thinks, "Talk to the darshak."
9/3/04 10:37:37p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "I am sure it is all very amusing now. We will see who laughs when I solve this problem!"
9/3/04 10:39:04p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "I own this island. I would appoint the person who aides me as governor of another island!"
9/3/04 10:39:26p Shen Calin thinks, "Doesn't Phineas own that island you are on..?"
9/3/04 10:39:30p Maeght thinks, "of course all your paperwork showing title to that other island is in order, yes?"
9/3/04 10:40:29p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "What need of I for paperwork? I recognize no paperwork!"
9/3/04 10:40:47p Maeght thinks, "so you're illiterate too?"
9/3/04 10:41:17p Ezail thinks, "It's a piece of paper (aside from a head) you're after... Isn't it?"
9/3/04 10:41:43p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "I offer 20,000 coinds for the paperwork that Phineas stole!"
9/3/04 10:42:01p Maeght thinks, "how would you recognize it if it was returned?"
9/3/04 10:42:01p Ezail thinks, "Then you have use for paperwork, don't you?"
9/3/04 10:42:24p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "Play not your lawyerly tricks upon me!"
9/3/04 10:58:11p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "I have instructed my masons to build fortifications on the beach of my island."
9/3/04 10:58:19p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "You respect them and I'll respect your island."
9/3/04 11:13:01p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "Many new rebels have joined my cause!"
9/3/04 11:13:46p Daimoth thinks, "You must realize that no force can defeat these ridiculous exiles."
9/3/04 11:14:06p Maeght thinks, "a ludicrous force might be able to beat us"
9/3/04 11:14:26p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "There is nothing ludicrous about my forces!"
9/3/04 11:14:37p Sor thinks, "Phineas is here! he will solve everything I'm sure!"
9/3/04 11:15:13p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "50,000 coins for his head on a stake! 20,000 coins for the deed he carries!"
9/3/04 11:15:22p Phineas thinks, "*choke*"
9/3/04 11:16:45p Sor thinks, "So, Phisneyland needs help?"
9/3/04 11:17:00p Rebel Honor Knight thinks, "Phineas, perhaps you would like to drop by for some Elderberry wine and we can discuss this?"
9/3/04 11:18:00p Phineas thinks, "You people better not be tearing up the curtains in my keep! I paid a lot of money for those!"