Droch sent this report to TMN:

"Recently Fat Alice roused herself from her stinky, drunken stupor and set out a challenge for us. With the magic words, "Zarfle bloofish", she summoned a zerk into the town zoo, and said that should we manage to keep it alive for a zodiac, she would reward us with "a wand." Mind you, she may be talking about a wand of shoe-breaking, or a wand of wart-curing and not one of the luminescent variety. Anyways, let's try and keep this orga alive for the old gal, shall we?"