Mr Bunco says, "Be the first to see the magical mystical talking statue."
Mr Bunco says, "This baby dates back to the time of the Ancients."
Mr Bunco says, "Wow the kiddies."
Mr Bunco says, "This will be the most astounding thing you ever see in your lifetime."

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